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Post by Daydreamer Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:01 pm

this is so funny i read this with my mum

i esnt to do a section every week on Monday i will post a new one these are funny

Actual letters to pastors
What a Face

Dear Pastor:...
... I know God loves everybody, but he never met my sister

...I would like to go to heaven some day because i know my brother won't be there.

...Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow

...Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher

...My father says i should learn the 10 Commandments. But i don't think i want to because we have enough rules already in the house.

...Are there any devils on earth! I think there may be one in my class

....I liked you sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was done ( my favorite)

Sentence completion by children

Dont bite the hand that...looks dirty

Strike while the... bug is close

An idle mind is... the best way to relax

A penny saved is... not much

You can't teach a dog new... math

Better be safe than... punch a fifth grader

It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time

Children should not be seen and not... spanked or grounded

Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and ... you have to blow your nose.


WEll this is all for this week of March i hope you laughed at all these saying they deffinetly made my day
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