Halarious and positive sayings
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Halarious and positive sayings
this is so funny i read this with my mum
i esnt to do a section every week on Monday i will post a new one these are funny
Actual letters to pastors
Dear Pastor:...
... I know God loves everybody, but he never met my sister
...I would like to go to heaven some day because i know my brother won't be there.
...Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow
...Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher
...My father says i should learn the 10 Commandments. But i don't think i want to because we have enough rules already in the house.
...Are there any devils on earth! I think there may be one in my class
....I liked you sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was done ( my favorite)
Sentence completion by children
Dont bite the hand that...looks dirty
Strike while the... bug is close
An idle mind is... the best way to relax
A penny saved is... not much
You can't teach a dog new... math
Better be safe than... punch a fifth grader
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time
Children should not be seen and not... spanked or grounded
Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and ... you have to blow your nose.
WEll this is all for this week of March i hope you laughed at all these saying they deffinetly made my day
i esnt to do a section every week on Monday i will post a new one these are funny
Actual letters to pastors
Dear Pastor:...
... I know God loves everybody, but he never met my sister
...I would like to go to heaven some day because i know my brother won't be there.
...Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow
...Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher
...My father says i should learn the 10 Commandments. But i don't think i want to because we have enough rules already in the house.
...Are there any devils on earth! I think there may be one in my class
....I liked you sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was done ( my favorite)
Sentence completion by children
Dont bite the hand that...looks dirty
Strike while the... bug is close
An idle mind is... the best way to relax
A penny saved is... not much
You can't teach a dog new... math
Better be safe than... punch a fifth grader
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time
Children should not be seen and not... spanked or grounded
Laugh and the world laughs with you , cry and ... you have to blow your nose.
WEll this is all for this week of March i hope you laughed at all these saying they deffinetly made my day
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