Funny and sweet sayings (warning: cursing and some adult humor)
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Funny and sweet sayings (warning: cursing and some adult humor)
1. I promise to take care of you till you are old but the first time you hit me with your cane , I'll wash your dentures in toilet water!
2. Saying you'll change for somebosy is like saying who you are isn't good enough
3. Pretty girls turn head, my girls break necks.
4. Im not short! im....oh skrew it im short....
5. You smile, I smile. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, Eh..Why stop now?
6. Officer, I swear to drunk im not God!!
7. I don't need to ''get a life'' Im a gamer, I have lots of lives!
8. I love dumb people, Its fun to watch the trip.
9. I don't hear voices. They're transmissions from the aliens asking if the tacos are ready yet.
More comming soon!
2. Saying you'll change for somebosy is like saying who you are isn't good enough
3. Pretty girls turn head, my girls break necks.
4. Im not short! im....oh skrew it im short....
5. You smile, I smile. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, Eh..Why stop now?
6. Officer, I swear to drunk im not God!!
7. I don't need to ''get a life'' Im a gamer, I have lots of lives!
8. I love dumb people, Its fun to watch the trip.
9. I don't hear voices. They're transmissions from the aliens asking if the tacos are ready yet.
More comming soon!
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haha love number 4
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haha..ya ppl r always calling me short...it pisses me off...lol...so they get it..
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haha yea i get that all the time but now i gust laugh and say yup thats me! : )
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ya..wit me ppl r too scared of me, i can scare big pplz...muahahahhahaha [it amuses me..lol]
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haha nice! yea i gust werid ppl out cuz i can be akwared lo
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lol...how tall r u?im a little under 5ft
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umm im 5,4 i think but im the shortest in my hole fam
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wow..lol...ur family must be tall
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yea...........haha my guy friends all look over me when there talking to me to bug me i hate it when ppl look over mw when there talking to me!
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haha ya...i just jab them in the stomach, it always works..lol
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lol nice!!!!! haha yea ill try that
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haha ya...it usually makes them laugh or if they do it back, that hurts, then i punch their arm..lolz
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...and tell them that hurt and to never do it again.
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nice yea im kind violent my friend and i chucked beanbags at eachother for 20min he hit me in the face a couple of time haha it was great! lol
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lol ya...i glare at a guy and they run for the hills, especially if im in a bad mood, sure im short but they know i can take them down...its funny, they called it the glare of death or something..its funny
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nice nice yea they now i'll hold my own in a fight with them they dont mess with the counrty girl...much ; )
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ya...i took karate` for 2 yrs...
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cool i grew up with counrty boys : ) soo im not flirty with any boy now adays
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oh. my god. I love them all!!!! lolz
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Adding to the country boys... I lived with hem for three years, and now all the city guys seem immature. They're hard to get to know them....
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