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HALARIOUS AND FUNNY

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Post by Goldfire1200 Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:02 pm

1. Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you get to push 'em down the stairs!
2. There's nothing wrong with talking to inanimate objects...it's just when they start talking back that you can begin to question your sanity!
3.Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that!
4. I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!!!
5. Hey you! Yeah, you! No...not you, the other guy. Yes, you! You right there!! Do you like tacos?
6. Boys are like trees, they take fifty years to grow up.
7. The reason your mom told you not to hit girls, is because we hit back harder...and sometimes repeatedly!
8. ROWAR!! I'ma dorkasuar.
9. I use the lawnmower like your grandmother uses kitchen utensils...FAST AND FURIOUS!!!!
10. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

Hope you all enjoyed!! Very Happy
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