YoMamma jokes

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Yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus rolling down the street, she said "Stop that twinkie!"
yo moma so stupid she put to quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
yo mama is so stupid, she stole a free sample
yo mama is so fat she walked down a street and they named it broadway
yo mama is so fat a semi-truck hit her and said WHO THREW THAT ROCK
yo mama is so fat, she was wearing a yellow jacket and a person yelled "Hey taxi!"
yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise
yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless phone
yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
yo mama is so stupid, she dosen't know the recipe for ice
yo mama is so dumb, she drowned in a carpool
yo mamma so ugly, when she went to the haunted house at Halloween, she came back out with a job application!
yo mama is so old I told her to act her age and she died
yo mama is so fat she got locked in the grocery store and starved
yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her with santa last Christmas and its still printing
yo mama is so fat she broke a branch on your family tree
yo mama is so stupid, she asked what the number was for 911
yo mama is so fat, shes a map for Call of Duty Black Ops.

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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!


Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon


Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection

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Yo mama so fat, she uses a king size bed for a tampon

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "I want your weight not your phone number"

yo mama so fat, she got a job to be a screen at the movie theater

yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale it goes up for half a hour and says to be continued

yo mama so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

yo mama so fat in school, she sits next to everyone

yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas

yo mama so stupid, she invented a solar power flashlight

yo mama so fat, she uses cheat codes for wii fit

yo mama so fat, she's got more chins then a hong kon phone book

yo mama so fat, she tripped on 4th avenue, and landed on 12th

yo mama so fat, you can run a marathon on her back

yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday

yo mama so stupid, she looked at the window, and got arrested for mooning

yo mama is so fat the she blocked a tsunami

yo moma is so stupid that she thinks a playground is an army training center

yo moma is so stupid just she stay at the store for 1 day looking for an orange juice

yo moma is so stupid that she thinks a "Taco Bell" is a Mexican Phone Company

yo mama so hairy, you almost died of unidentified birth

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