Freddy Krueger Quotes [Really funny, but lots of cursing.]

[Guest]

Freddy Krueger: [to Kia] How sweet, dark meat.

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] I've always had a thing... for the whores that lived in this house.

Freddy Krueger: What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?

Gibb: You're the one that killed Trey!
Freddy Krueger: Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!
[Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]
Freddy Krueger: Oh.

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

[Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey puck!

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."

Kia: [to Freddy] : So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot... runs around in a... Christmas sweater? I mean, come on. Get real. You're not even scary.
[taunting him]
Kia: You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?
Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.
Kia: I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things, and Jason has got this big ol' thing like...
[Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]

[Tormenting a 'young' Jason in his dream]
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips the hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: You ugly little !#*%. Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love.

[torturing Jason in the dream world]
Freddy Krueger: Penny for your thoughts, chief!
[Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete]
Freddy Krueger: Uhh! Oh, scary.


Freddy Krueger: Time to start all over again.
Maggie Burroughs: But this isn't Springwood.
Freddy Krueger: [laughs] Every town has an Elm Street!

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Doc: They?
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.

Freddy Krueger: [after having finished a game and beaten Spencer] I beat my high score... Hahahahahahaha!

Debbie Stevens: I don't believe in you.
Freddy Krueger: I believe in you.

Freddy Krueger: Wanna suck face?
Sheila Kopecky: No!

Daniel 'Dan' Jordan: Krueger!
Freddy Krueger: Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss.

[after healing a gaping wound in his chest and moving to kill Alice]
Freddy Krueger: I... am... eternal.

Freddy Krueger: [In French accent] Madam, if I may.
[locks Greta in seat]
Freddy Krueger: Bon appÈtit...
[accent dies]
Freddy Krueger: ... bitch.

Mark Gray: [as The Phantom Prowler] Time to die, you scar-faced limp-dick.
[fires a bunch of times until Freddy changes]
Super Freddy: Faster than a bastard maniac! More powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!
[changes back to normal, turns Mark into paper and slashes him]
Freddy Krueger: Told you comic books was bad for ya!

Freddy Krueger: [commenting on the taste of Dan Jordan's champagne] Bad year, Dan!

William 'Will' Stanton: In the name of Lowrek, Prince of Elves... demon, begone.
[zaps at Krueger with magical beams while running toward him]
Freddy Krueger: Ahh.
[grabs Stanton and halts zapping]
Freddy Krueger: Sorry, kid. I don't believe in fairy tales.

Freddy Krueger: Taryn. Taryn.
Taryn White: What?
Freddy Krueger: Why, uh, why should we fight? We're old friends, you and I. Remember?
[heroin needles form on fingertips]
Freddy Krueger: Let's get high.

Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer: your big break in TV.
Jennifer Caulfield: [screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch.

Freddy Krueger: I need you, Jesse. We got special work to do here, you and me.
[Slams Jesse against the wall and gently tilts his head]
Freddy Krueger: You've got the body...
[takes off his hat and digs his fingers into his skull]
Freddy Krueger: I've got the brain.
[the skin is ripped open so badly Freddy's brain is exposed]
Jesse Walsh: AAAAAAAAH!
[Freddy laughs wildly]

Tina Gray: Please, God...
Freddy Krueger: [Shows off his glove] This... is God.

Fred Krueger: I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.

[Freddy wears Tina mask]
Tina Gray: Nancy, help me, please. Save me from...
[Removes mask]
Fred Krueger: Freddy!

Nancy: It's only a dream!
Fred Krueger: Come to Freddy.
Nancy: GOD DAMN YOU!


Freddy Krueger: Hey, Dillon. Ever play skin the cat?

[phone rings]
Heather Langenkamp: Hello?
Freddy Krueger: 1, 2...
[Heather slams phone down, but answers ring again]
Freddy Krueger: FREDDY'S COMIN' FOR YOU.

Freddy Krueger: Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet!

Freddy Krueger: Dream a little dream... of ME!
Lisa Blocker: Get away from her you bastard!
Freddy Krueger: Ohhh sister sister... sister's keeper.

[Marsha rips off her grandmother's face to reveal Freddy]
Freddy Krueger: Trick or treat! How's that for a face lift?
[Marsha screams]
Freddy Krueger: You should always respect your elders.

[tormenting Marsha in her nightmare]
Freddy Krueger: I love screamers.

Freddy Krueger: There's only one cure for me, buddy boy. You gotta die!

Freddy Krueger: Drugs. Now there's a REAL nightmare!


Oh Freddy, you never stop amusing.
Oh yay!