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Post by SunsetBaby Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:42 am

OMG
THIS IS RETARDED


she called me to get
my phone number.


she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said

'concentrate.'


she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


she tried to drown a fish.


she thought a quarterback was a refund.


she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death..


she tripped over a cordless phone.


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


she studied for a blood test.


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, ............she moved.


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice................instead.


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said


'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
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Post by Guest Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:44 am

nice jokes..... add a bit more.... "pizzazz" to your jokes, and they will be better (sorry for the critisizing, its what i do)

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Post by SunsetBaby Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:57 am

i didn't make it my friend sent it to me throw my email.
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Post by ××Eris×× Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:32 am

omg! did u kno a fish CAN drown?! ya, they live off the oxygen in the water and if there isnt any oxygen in it then thay DROWN! isnt that crazy? What a Face
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Post by SunsetBaby Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:27 am

haha that's funny! i didn't know that! lol
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Post by ××Eris×× Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:01 pm

haha i went to snapple facts .com and it has all these cool facts like : the hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters
and stuff like that it is really cool Very Happy
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Post by SunsetBaby Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:23 pm

Awsome!!!
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Post by Guest Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:13 pm

cool. im gonna check it out

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