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funny blonde joke :)
by ××Eris×× Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:20 pm
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Re: funny blonde joke :)
by Guest Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:23 pm
wow.... that would be my friends that would do that lol
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Re: funny blonde joke :)
by Guest Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:42 am
Surprisingly, that would be no one i know, i dont associate with the mentally challenged.
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Re: funny blonde joke :)
by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:21 am
I'm a blonde and I don't think its funny..........................
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by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:43 pm
Haha I just peed myself (Not really) Unthinable it's not a Blonde (Hair color) joke. That's what they call unsmart people. Its just a name.
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Re: funny blonde joke :)
by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:27 pm
But it's still dissing blondes.............................
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by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:23 pm
im blonde and i dont find that very funny and i already know that joke.
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by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:53 am
DITTO MRS.EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate these jokes because they are 1: dissing blondes and 2: it hurts.....................
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by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:44 pm
it still hurts.......................................
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by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:52 pm
we have to take the good with the bad...........
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by Admin Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:20 pm
lol yup thats what my signature is going at...life isn't perfect. 
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